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YHWH was too interested in handsome young men
Censorship is everywhere, I remember I thought, in all sacred texts. The real story of Abraham and his son, not known to me until recently, is a good case in point. A friend I met this last year, a man of accomplishment, whom I love dearly, an officer and gentleman, told me the truth that was hidden, purposely, from us.
Abraham was a good neighbor, good husband, pious being, and a wonderful sodomite. He satisfied himself with he-goats (although that was never enough for such a cultivated shepherd as he was). Fortunately for him, Abraham's son, a young man of high qualities and tenderness, was as beautiful as the censored pictorial representations imply. This is the official, secretly anti-gay version:
Isaac (not Newton, but!) loved his dad very much, in body and spirit. They were son and daddy, lover and beloved, young Zeus and old Ganymede.
The real story of their love, which was pure, real, maybe self-destructive (an unhappy union, say the rumors), was taken from us by those obscure forces of evil that always try to mess everything up for their nefarious ends.
These paintings are closer to the truth... Take out the angel and the violence, the dagger and the animal for the sacrifice, and see things naturally, as they are... A good father making love to his son:
But this is not the only case in which homosexuality, one of the few sacred ways of life (the others are the poet's and the soldier's), is hidden under heavy wraps in the holy texts... Oh, no!
Mahomet was not married to a 10-year-old girl called Aisha, but to a boy, unbeknownst to most but Aisha's mother. (His name is not known yet because the sources were destroyed long ago.)
The great man fell completely in love with the boy, and it is true that this tortured him greatly, because, he thought, his wife was more than enough, and he was not, in the end, an animal. Or not much of it.
It is true that, when younger, he enjoyed enormously to sodomize girls and be forcefully entered into by boys, but that was, he believed, something of the past, just things of the age he had when this happened... With time, he mended his impulses and from his thirties on he only mated to girls (thru all their orifices), as any polished man of letters of those times would do.
Many others partake of this superior conduct, being interested in the boys. The truth about the Christ was unveiled by none other that the greatest democrat of all despots, Frederick of Prussia, in Palladium:
This good Jesus, how do you think
He got John to sleep in his bed?Can’t you see he was his Ganymede?
This Christ was sired with help of a very unstable, slightly sociopathic, very religious prostitute, Mary, by the most hypersexualized bisexual being of all. More on this queer LORD in the next scene.
Although we cannot reject theories of incestuous fornication of Mary and the Christ (she was unhappy in her sexless marriage, and her deep knowledge and frequent pleasurable use of bodily satisfaction needed some outlet), in the end it is difficult to believe this of Jesus, the Great Gay of Judah.
More reasonable are theories of real love between the boy and his legal dad. Those long days as apprentice in Joseph's workshop, of such close proximity... So much heat in the summer, so scantily dressed people, the teacher and his pupil. Censored images for the plebeians' consumption are like this one:
But even with the propaganda layers added to the scene, we can figure out how wonderful was the education provided to the Christ.
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But I digress... I promised we would talk of the Christ's father, the LORD. He was the Greatest Pimp I think we ever heard of. Samson, a regular customer of harlots, was a judge sent by him to right wrongs on Earth. Of Solomon, the king who had his high protection, it is said that he had more than three hundred concubines (I am being conservative here).
The LORD was also the daddy of lots of sychophantic (male) groupies. His followers range from shepherds, like David, to kings like Saul, and crown princes in between (like Jonathan, who was David's lover).
The Christ's dad, the LORD who sired him, was a dark, evil, cruel, genocidal character of popular self-contradictory, incongruous, patently fabricated narratives, known by many names, but that we will call YHWH/Allah (which I think should be called Yhwh/Allah, we I will keep the standard naming convention).
This sadistic character, to whom it is attributed being the Supreme Lawmaker (logic, mathematics, gravitation, etc., are his works), is also the biggest papito of all, the corrupter-in-chief of nations, the Great Degenerate.
It is the LORD the one who created, many believe, all evils, maladies, misfortunes, crimes, and even three hells (the Deluge and violence before it, the hell permanently in display on Earth and in which we live, and an extra one after some specified date, called ominously the Doomsday).
Now, it is true that, along with all this, YHWH/Allah is credited with chocolate, diet soda, Goldilocks, Olof Palme and other composite, fictional sugar-coated elements. Not all is wrong, of course.
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After some time, new crazy psycopaths, like Martin Luther in Europe, or Francis I in Latin America,
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[Antinatalist tirade here]
... to be continued ...
— In homage to Salman Rushdie, inspired by The Satanic Verses
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